A Note to PR People

Getting something for a PR firm is kind of a sign that you have either been noticed or that you have a twitter account.  I am no dummy.  If you want to sponser me or run an ad on my blog, please contact me.  Chances are, I will ignore you unless you do one of the following:

Use me real name, AMY.  Don't call me blogger or Mom or The Mom.  My real name is Amy.  You want something from me, try using it.  Now if you really want to get my attention, call me Her Royal Majesty, Amy the First Queen of Livermore.  That will show that you actually read this shit. 

Also I use words like shit, damn and fuck.  Keep that in mind.  I probably should not be selling bibles. 

Also, also, I don't do give aways or reviews unless you are offering me a luxury car or full time maid service.  Then I will review the shit out of that stuff and then drive off with my maid in the passenger seat of my Beemer. 

Love,
Amy, The First
HRH, Queen of Livermore