Run, Cicero, Run!

"Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book."  
~Cicero

Okay, I normally loathe a quoter, but today I am the quoter.  I suppose this is self loathing at an all new low, or would that be high.  I digress.  It seems as though everyone wants to write a book or at the very least everyone has written a book.  That oompa loo from the Jersey Shore even wrote a book.  Imagine what good ole Cicero would think of her, where he to spy her walking along to the Forum.  Surely he would think she was some sort of monster sent from the gods to destroy Rome....hold on just a second.  I think that has already happened.  Not to be outdone by anyone I too am going to write a book.  A memoir of my life.  Here are some of my better title ideas:

I, Amy

The Mom: A Confessional

The Confessions of a Stay at Home Mom (shut up~one persons redundancy is another persons branding)

The Bible (what I want it to see a lot of copies don't I)

Completely Untrue: A Memoir (this one allows for a high level of plausible deniability)


Basically, these are all about my life, only the version were I took mescaline.  Because my real life is most about taking sharp things away from children.