Daddy, Why is mommy naked? Possible and often plausible excuses to free you from one of parenting's most awkward moments.
Meteorological: It is hot outside and she was very warm, so she took her clothes off.
Medical: Monthly mole check
Exhaustion:She was putting on her pajamas, got really tired and decided to lay down.
Fashion: Mommy's not naked. Her clothing is just clear.
Political: Why is mommy naked? That is a good question, but we need to put it into context. I am not sure that, that is mommy and I cannot verify truly that she is indeed naked.
Knee-Jerk: What? Naked? Mommy's not naked. Go back to bed!
Just Plain Jerk: I told you to put a lock on the damn door.
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This is really hilarious. Thanks for sharing. That Fashion answer will have an after effect on the child in the future.
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