Me: I need to go get a pedicure and have my mustache situation taken care of.
Hubbers: What mustache situation?
Me: This one (touching my upper lip). I'm starting to look like Tom Selleck.
Hubbers: Or Willford Brimley.
Me: NO! (I smack Hubbers at this point to make certain I have driven my point home)Tom Selleck. I get to pick the person for my mustache analogy and I want to pick someone who was hot when I was a kid. So, that person is Tom Sellack, NOT Willford Brimely
Hubbers: I was thinking Willford Brimely because his mustache was bushier and I was being ironic because you actually do not have a mustache.
Me: Your irony is lost on me good sir!
Hubbers: You know, Tom Selleck has aged well.
Me: I know(rolling eyes), that is why I picked him
Hubbers: for your mustache analogy....
Me: (insert heavy put upon sigh here) Yes. I mean he is no Gregory Harrison, but he is doing okay.
Hubbers: You're going to blog about this now, aren't you.
Me: Hell yes. That okay?
Hubbers: Sure. I'm not the one with the crazy faux mustache.
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Hello Amy (HRH)
I am still smiling over the things that I have read in your blog. My husband and I have similar conversations at random times of the day.
The voices in my head sound a lot like your writings... hahaha. Thanks for calling it like it is, good or bad. Our house hold says FUCK normal too. Who said their normal is right and ours is wrong?
Thanks for posting.
Shane (the stay at home mom in Georgia)
haha your husband sounds like my husband, except mine tells me i need to get my lip waxed because my mustache is getting bigger than his hahaha. what i did to solve this problem is buy a wax warmer and some wax and i keep it at home so that when things get out of control i can run into the bathroom and get it taken care of :) i highly recomend it, its not very expensive and it beats paying someone to do it once a week....or so.... hahaha
i found myself twirling my mustache last night while sitting at my daughter's tumbling class - i think i am working on a handlebar
Lovely!
You are so funny! I am what my friends affectionately call a "stay at home person." It's kind of like being a stay at home mom, but without the purpose. I love your blog. I feel like it might inspire me to get a life. Thanks!
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