If you wanted to

The K-Man: (looking at favorite book: Things That Go) Mommy, that should be your car.  You could drive that. 

Me: What?  The Porche, right?  Or the Mercedes.  Right? (yes I am insanely familiar with the cars in this book). 

The K-Man: (between fits of giggles) No, not those. 

Me: Okay, what then.  What should I be driving? 

The K-Man: A jeep.  You could drive a jeep, if you wanted to. 

Me: Sure I could drive a jeep.  If I wanted to. 

The K-Man: When?  When are we getting a jeep for you to drive, if you wanted to.

Me: Well, we are just pretending.  But maybe some day. 

The K-Man:  Could you haul chocolate milk in your jeep, if you wanted to? 

Me: Um, what?  Probably not?  What are looking at? 

The K-Man:  See (shows me picture of tanker truck)

Me:  Well that explains the milk hauling.  No I will not be hauling chocolate milk.  Sorry buddy, but mommy cannot drive a tanker truck.  I have the wrong kind of driver's license. 

The K-Man: I know.  That is why I called it a jeep.  You can drive a jeep, right?

Me:  Yes, I could drive a jeep, but I cannot drive a tanker truck.  And calling a tanker truck a jeep does not make it legal for me to drive it.

The K-Man:  Oh.  Well what if I bought you a tanker truck when I am older and then you can leave to drive it. 

Me:  Would I be hauling chocolate milk? 

The K-Man: Yes! 

Me: Alright, I am in

The K-Man: Yes!!!! (insert fist pumping and jumping for joy here)

Coming in 2021: K-Man's Chocolate Milk delivery