I have no idea

Lately I have been having issues coming up with something to blog about. Aside from my noble efforts to bring Frumpy Back, I cannot think of what to write about. I think of great things to write. Witty conversations to amplify relate , exciting lists, timely observations about the world around me, you know, the usual. I think of these things at night while I am trying to fall asleep. Basically I am a freakin' genius from 11pm until 11:15pm when my desire for slumber takes me to the land of dreamy-dreamdome. But, once 7am rolls around, I am back to being my normal stupid uninspired self. I try to remember what I was thinking the night before. I even once kept a pad and pen by the bed, but the kids stole it or the cat ate it or I just forgot where I put it. Who freakin' knows, regardless, the ideas are lost.  Lost in the abyss that is my child muddled brain. 

Until I figure out how to capture my post-slumber genius, I need to figure out a why to get some stuff up on this bad boy.  Cuz, I am letting down all 8 of my fans and y'all are the best 8 people in the whole wide world.  Never fear, my effort to bring Frumpy back has not ended and I will be adding more Frumpy tips soon.  But one cannot live on Frump alone, not even when the Annie Hall look was all the rage.  I could do some more memes.  When I first heard of memes, I was revolted that they had a cute name and I was doing one of them: Wordless Wednesday.  So, I stopped for a while.  But like Michael Corleone, they just keep pulling me back in.  So, I could do more memes.  I could even bring back Haiku Thursday.  I mean that was an amazing success.  Right?  Shut up.  It was, too.  It was amazing, it was just that people are not ready for Haikus. On. Thursday.  Alright, maybe I am not a meme person. 

What about prompts?  I could do a writing prompt.  I met this gal, The Mad Mom at Bloggy Bootcamp who does them with great success on her blog all the time.  So I checked out one that she does all the time.  It is called, The Red Writing Hood and it is explained here on The Red Dress Club.  It too is a meme of sorts,in the form of a writing prompt for the week.  I could do that, right?  Last weeks prompt was Pantry. Anyway, here is what I came up with:  I got some coffee from the pantry and then I drank it.  Somehow I don't think that works.  I am sure that in some circles, like those were they create stereo instruction manuals, boiling down something into one sentence might be met with great excitement, but I thinking I would just look the fool amongst real literary types.  Not really gonna work for me. 

Since the end of August I have spent much of free time exercising.  Time which I previously spent on blogging.  So, I could devote a blog post now and then on that topic.  Tips or running tales.  Sure, running tales.  I could tell you about all the cool stuff I see when I run, um, sure.  Like the time I saw a lady walking here dog or the time I saw that man walking his dog or the time I saw that guy run up a hill carrying a chainsaw (okay that was exciting and more than a little terrifying).  Maybe running tales would be pretty boring, but weight loss tips might work. 

Okay, so that is settled.  I have a future in Stereo instruction manual writing and I might share some weight loss tips.  Or I'll take the cat to the vet and get that damn notepad back and share my true genius (insert triumphant choir of angels here)