How to be Frumpy: The Footware Addition

My dearest students from this day forward I will refer to you all simply as, Frumpsters. One day I hope you are all able to attain a masterful Frumpy look and these lessons are here to help.  Today at Frumpy University we will focus on footware.  In order to fully achieve a Frumpy look one must be Frumpy from head to toe.  This portion of your Frumpy look is best achieved by utlizing one for the following looks.

The Slippers: one of the best tools for the Frumpster. It is especially effective if your slippers are as filthly as a homeless man's ass. 

The Man's Sandel: Keeping with our theme of raiding your man's closet we have men's sandels.  For this look the Frumpster can chose the sandels which would be most likely to be found in 1975.

The F-UGG(aka Fake Uggs): This look can take the Frumpster through a long winter in comfortable non-style.  Please note that the look is finished with only tucking in pant leg.

The Sock & Sandel Combo:  For this look one must double raid their man's closet.  The socks used for this look must be either grey toed or striped tube socks. 

Remember the Frumpy is a state of mind and a fashion choice.  You too can be Frumpy with little to no effort. Just remember the basic tenets of the Bring Back Frumpy Movement: Comfort, Convenience, and Ignore all good taste.