Dear Santa

The K-Man: I am going to write a letter to Santa (he declares as he pulls his Thomas chair up to the coffee table)

Me: Great, need some help.

The K-Man: Can you write it on the computer?

Me: Sure, but why don't you also draw a picture for Santa to go with the typed letter.

The K-Man: Okay, good. But you have to do the chit-chat.

Me: The What?

The K-Man: The Chit-Chat. In the letter, the Chit-Chat.

Me: What? Stuff like: How is Mrs Claus or is Donner feeling better. That kind of thing?

The K-Man: Yes, the Chit-Chat.

Me: Em, okay. (I type away at the Chit-Chat)

The K-Man: I want a Black Shipping Truck, some hot wheels and a bicycle. Only three things. One, two three.

Me: Well let me finish the Chit-Chat.

The K-Man: (Stares at me like I am some kind of simpleton). Three things. One, two, three. A shipping a truck, hot wheels cars and a bicycle.

Me: Okay, three things. Got it. Go do you picture while I finish the Chit-Chat.

He returns with the picture which depicts him driving the black shipping truck. I think that somehow the world's best Chit-Chat is not going to cover the particular request.