Again, I have no fresh ideas. I am without reservation a one trick pony. I also did a list like this last year and it was so freaking good I thought I would just re-post it this year and then I started to feel all guilty. So I decided to do a new one, so really it is just the idea that is recycled and recycling is good!!
10. Family: For the love of all that is good and holy, how much more of these people can I take. Did I mention that my pudgy cousin got a boob job, bitch.
9. Cooking: For real too much time is spent in the kitchen to create stuff that is going to be consumed and turned into poo.
8. My New Laptop has turned on me caused second degree thigh burns. I guess 12-hours of SIMS 3 was a mistake.
7 and 6. Hangovers and Small Children. And by hangover, I don't mean the movie; I mean the real thing. Holy Fuck-Balls, someone shut those kids up, my head is pounding.
5. Wine stains, Cab teeth and other wine related hangover issues. Club soda for the stains, right.
4. The rum cake has migrated to my ass and now I have to run 45 miles.
3. Family: For real enough already
2. The wine: did I mention that too much wine upsets my stomach.
1. Having to hold my pudgy cousins hair extensions while she pukes up all the fucking wine.
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I'm with you. Especially #10. Dear God.
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