Tips for the TSA

Over the past week or so the TSA has taken some heat for their X-Ray we see you naked scans and their labia/testicle searches. I am not here to debate if this should be happening, this is not that kind of blog. I am here to suggest some ways that the TSA might make this a more pleasurable experience for us all.

• We Put the Sizzle in Safety: This could be the new slogan for the TSA. Whether it be an image of the fiery loins of last Christmas's underpants bomber or the gentle tug of a gloved hand on your buttocks, I think the imagery is astounding.
• TSA Bartenders: Who doesn't like or expect to be groped in a night club. What we need to do is dress this damn pig up a bit! Put a positive spin on things. Speaking of spin:
• TSA DJs: Spread some of LAs finest DJs around the nation to spin some hot tunes while people get their grope on. Might I suggest a little Al Green. He always gets me in the mood.
• Ladies Hour!: From 8am to 9am ladies get free cocktails served by their TSA bartender. Might I suggest that these bartenders be ripped, hot and between the ages of 18-25. I am just thinking this might put the over ladies at ease.
• Hire this guy. Only hire a couple because the line would be way long and filled with woman and maybe a couple of gay guys.

• Disco Ball: Really does this require an explanation.
• Restaurant Gift Cards: To be given to all those exiting the screening area because I know I like to get a free meal out of it after I get fucked.

Please keep in mind that this is the kind of blog were hot men like Clive Owen and Gregory Harrison are going to be objectified by me and possibly other women. Yes, this is that kind of blog.