Thanksgiving Re-Cap

After much thought and consideration, I believe that Thanksgiving is nothing more than a male created holiday. Let's look at this ladies, we cook all day making a cornucopia of heavy foods which harken back to a thoroughly misogynistic time while the men in our lives watch football. Football, people, football. Football games which are chock-full of beer ads, which contain little more than tits. Once the work is done and the meal is served the men venture into the dining room to wolf down what took days to create. With the last slice of pumpkin pie comes the return of football and what do we women do; we go back into the kitchen to clean up. We clear the table, scrap the plates, load the dishwasher, scrub the pots and pans. And tomorrow we will unload the dishwasher, and wash all the table linens. Some of us will even have to iron those linens before they are put up for next year.

Well, ladies I say that next year we tell the men in our lives to just suck it. Let them either take us out or let them do the cooking, cuz we are on strike. Or better yet, let's all just collectively go to Las Vegas on Thanksgiving for cocktails and mail strippers!


Who is with me????