I'll Pencil You In

I have gone from posting almost everyday to posing almost once a week, it that. There, there interweb, I have not forgotten you. You are still my bestest friend, you have gotten me through more than one scrape, like that time I got gum in my hair or the entire last fucking rotten year. It is you interweb, that I love the most. I have not forgotten you, but life is just getting in the way. Here is an example of my current schedule.

9am-drop kids at preschool
9am to 11:45am workout, clean house, run errand, take shower to prevent odor
12noon- pick up kids from preschool
12:05pm- drop off K-Man at at speech class, but first shove many high protein snakes in his mouth
12:08pm- return home to feed the Deedle only to spend the next two hours keeping him awake and occupied as this is his normal nap time.
2:15pm-pick up the K-Man from speech class
2:20pm- return home, feed K-Man, wrestle over tired Deedle into crib.
Spend rest of day playing with K-Man, making dinner, bathing children, and collapse.

There is little time of blogging, but I endeavour to keep it up. I was thinking this would be easier if Steve Jobs just gave me a lap top. Listen Steve, I promise no more mock turtle neck jokes and I will make you some really yummy vegan food. Do you like celery?