Slow Running

I am yet again attempting to get proverbial house in order and by this I mean I ass in order. My house is slowly falling into ruin, but I hope to look better while watching it happen. I have been walking and running for exercise. As I have mentioned previously I am not a very fast runner and lately it has been worse because of some calf pain. Here is list of things that run faster then the Mom.

• A three legged dog
• A 87 year old man
• A crippled crow
• A tree
• Dragonflies
• A man in a wheel chair
• A man pushing a wheel chair
• A lone wheel chair
• A tree
• A really fat wiener dog
• A really thin chihuahua dog
• A runaway trashcan

For real, I am slow. I am trying to go faster, but I swear gravity is holding me back. No matter, I will keep at it. At least I faster than a tree. Oh wait. Never mind