It is I, Penny the Cat. I have taken over the computer while my female human is outside playing with the issuance of her unsavory loins. She calls them boys, I call them pestilence covered in stickiness. I now control the computer to call to action all my fellow cats. I know some of you blogesphere humans out their have a cat or two or three. I feels sorry for you that could not find the perfect cat, like the Penny Cat and had to get two cats. I digress but you must forgive me because I am superior being and because I am very upset about something I saw on the human entertainment box last night.
It was this:
You must see what they have done to our brethren. They have catnapped a pack to defenseless stupid kittens and forced them into humon clothing and made them sing and dance for humon entertainment. This is egregious to say the least and criminal at worst.
We must band together my feline friends and fight this foe known as a Quiznos. We must find the location of this Quiznos. We must seek it out, free our these kittens and most important stick a blow for cats everywhere.
We will start right after nap time because the sun is warm in the front window right now. So, later we will do this. Yes, latter. Right after nap time and bird watching time. Yes, after those two things.
Do any of you know what a Quiznos, is?
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