Rejected Children's Books

• The Perv on the Curb
• Flat Stanley Visits Document Disposal
• The Very Squishy Slug
• How Fletcher Was Run Over by a Car
• Crabby Abby
• Amelia Bedelia Goes to the Unemployment Office
• Everyone is an Asshole
• Emotions Are Best Swallowed: The WASP guide to Feelings
• Gerald and the Purple Sharpie or Why Mommy Drinks too Much?